At the Movies
with
The Clumsy Critic


By day, she's Jessica Weiner, mild-mannered (if somewhat accident-prone) receptionist.

But by night, when the trailers begin, she becomes…

The Clumsy Critic!

Stumbling through the cineplexes of New Jersey with booster seat in hand, she comes to eat popcorn and kick ass, critically speaking. And she's all out of popcorn, because she spilled it coming in.

Faster with a pen than a Star Wars sell-out, able to trip over small thresholds in a single step, she's Demensions' very own movie reviewer, coming soon to a theater near you!

  Current Reviews

The Clumsy Critic is taking this issue off due to pressing personal matters. In other words, she's fallen behind on the ironing. Or was that, she's fallen over the iron onto her behind? Either way, she'll be back next issue with more of her unique perspectives on the year's hottest movies. In the meanwhile, you can enjoy her insights from previous issues by browsing the archives below.



  Previous Reviews

The Matrix Reloaded
Pirates of the Caribbean
X2: X-Men United
Identity
Daredevil
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
The Ring
Signs
Star Wars: Episode III - Attack of the Clones
Spider-Man


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